JOKE OF THE DAY

On Sunday, a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors. They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in ALPHABETICAL ORDER. They went to the Rev..
Gang: What is your name?
Rev: Zoseph Zmith
Gang: lucky you.
pianist: My name is Zemanuel Zwilliams 

Gang: But one of the Ushers over there is Abigail Ann.
You are lying bastard, the usher replies. My name is Zzzzabigail Zzzzzan.
What name would you have mentioned if u were to be around???
Mine is Zzzzzzzzzulaiman Zzzzzrildwan!!!
Nice week ahead!